lady when it's down

ngl i feel like i’m gonna have ovarian cancer when i’m older D:

same, i just changed positions yolo

omg same. (i would reblog but post limit)

oh gurl are we going to be sterile

give it 2 me

what are you going to do with the toasted part of where my future children are supposed to stay for months

oh wait does that mean they will be born black

i feel like i’m toasting my uterus with this laptop bottom

everyone is weirdly excited because it’s april’s fool and all i can think about is yay the born this way ball starts this month

thelaurenproject:

what if for April Fools’ Day

tumblr goes down

just stays down all day

and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like

shavingryansprivates:

remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months

i swear i’ve been staring at nicki’s dress or whatever that is trying to understand why does she thinks it makes sense but i got nothing 

klepthoemaniac:

the thing is, katy used to be really good and she actually had some stage presence!! i loved watching her performances in festivals and stuff but then all of the sudden she became a hoe with no personality whatsoever

kids choice awards KIDS Just…

IKR

i don’t watch them i just saw a photoset of katy on my dash and omg

same

i cried whats happening

but do you guys really care about the kids choice awards i’m confused

surreal mole omg

lol that shit stucks on you forever btw

pfvr casa cmg

SIM agr right here right now

omg ily

ily too

saturday night with essays to finish, tests to study and no savior soul to go out with

theterriblechild:

i can recognize gaga by her ass